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Would it be of any help if I mentioned that I was voted on the board of our little theatre?
Would that be a good excuse?
Would it be of any help if I mentioned that I do yet another director's assistance and that instead of getting shitfaced in front of a screen I'm getting wasted during rehearsals?
Would that be a good excuse?
Would it be of any help if I mentioned sort of in an aside that I'm drinking too much and sleeping too much and reading too much?
Would that be a good excuse?
Would it be of any help if I mentioned that I'm trying to come to terms with the Book of Job and Paradise Lost and Paradise Regained and that such people cannot be taken into account?
Would that be a good excuse?
Would it be of any help if I mentioned the fact that I have to go to my courses and don't feel like it at all and wonder am I the only living person around or is there some fifth dimension to things that I simply cannot grasp?
Would that be a good excuse?
Would it be of any help if I mentioned the fact that it is bloody winter and that I simply cannot be arsed to deal with anyone really?
Would that be a good excuse?
Would it be of any help if I mentioned the fact that this piece of writing is shit anyways?
Would that be a case of constructive criticism?
Would it be of any help if I recommended everybody else should just go and fuck themselves?
Would that be good advice?
And would I be making a point in saying that I cannot bring myself to taking anything seriously except for the ultimate experience, whatever that is supposed to mean.