dilemma

I found a Ouagadougou on my map and now I don’t know if I should hand it over to the police.

observation

This is not Shenzhen, they don’t do fake Gucci here.

logic for the mentally unchallenged III

There are no atheists in foxholes. They’ve stopped signing up for lost causes long ago.

logic for the mentally unchallenged II

To overcome the hen-and-egg problem, you simply have to stop believing in poultry. No one would even ask which was first, lamb or cow.

logic for the mentally unchallenged I

If you don’t shut up, I’ll cut off your balls and feed them to my dogs. What, I don’t have any dogs? Well, then you don’t have any balls.