the depressive's guide to existence: reality

An elaborate practical joke.

the depressive's guide to existence: hangover

Same state as usual plus a pink fog in the brain that keeps shrouding reality's very fascinating different shades of grey.

the depressive's guide to existence: university

Natural habitat of a species that miraculously escaped natural selection.

the depressive's guide to existence: forty-two

Not the result of eight multiplied with six.

the depressive's guide to existence: sexuality

Highly overrated. Seems to involve a piece of furniture commonly used to stash away the odd bits and bobs and a far from exhaustive terminology invoked at regular intervals.

the depressive's guide to existence: world

Mostly indifferent.